Any Shade You Need As Lengthy As It’s Black – Bike Snob NYC


Right here in New York Metropolis, advocates have been vital of the NYPD for participating in motorized vehicle pursuits of suspects. It’s a difficult argument. On one hand, chasing down a felony solely to hazard harmless bystanders is not sensible:

Alternatively, letting criminals merely get away with stuff additionally is not sensible:

So what are we to do?

Properly, look no additional than Lone Tree, CO, the place one officer not too long ago break up the distinction by utilizing a baby’s bicycle as a substitute:

In fact by the point he bought there the suspect had already been apprehended by one other officer in a automotive:

However, he clearly has a vibrant future forward of him within the burgeoning sport of city cyclocross:

And I stay up for the brand new line of police bikes from Woom:

[Color works, it just needs a siren.]

In the meantime, apparently Campagnolo is coming again to the professional peloton:

I used to be unable to learn the article in its entirety as a result of my lack of a Bicycling subscription. (Is it lame that I don’t subscribe to publications to which I often contribute?) However, I’m assured that I can reply the query posed within the headline:

It Doesn’t Imply Shit

I don’t imply it’s unhealthy, I simply imply what implications may it probably have? All skilled highway racing bicycles have digital push-button transmissions now. Who cares which of them they’re utilizing? Does anybody actually suppose Cofidis will experience any higher or worse with Campagnolo than they’d with Shimano or SRAM? And I’m not disparaging digital drivetrains, both–I imply I personally don’t take care of them, however I’m additionally not an elite athlete competing on the highest ranges of the game. I’m not even frightened about the hacking:

[Nope, can’t read this one, either. But don’t let that stop you!]

Sure, professional biking is ready for this, since no one cares sufficient in regards to the sport to place that a lot effort into disrupting it. I assume you would use hacking to repair race outcomes, however biking barely even figures into the world’s sports activities playing market, and is presumably buried someplace deep within the “others” class together with canine racing and caber toss:

The one individuals who care sufficient about biking to mess with it are the eco-terrorists, and it’s uncertain their race disruption techniques will ever advance any farther than mendacity down in entrance of it:

By the best way, it’s been about 520 days since that individual protest, which means we solely have 469 days left. So that you’ll wish to handle all these bucket record gadgets earlier than March 18th, 2026. And don’t fear about maxing out these bank cards, as a result of if there’s one factor we’ve all realized through the years it’s that extremely particular predictions in regards to the finish of civilization and humanity at all times grow to be appropriate.

So sure, I believe it’s secure to say Campagnolo’s return to the peloton means nothing to biking, except in fact they decide to additionally providing a silver mechanical rim brake drivetrain on an indefinite foundation to fulfill its core market of growing old riders who’re rising exponentially slower by the day but nonetheless wish to experience highway bikes. However judging from their web site that’s not going to occur:

It will be good to know you at all times had an aesthetically appropriate possibility for that cherished fin de siècle highway bike with out having to show to the used market, however then once more I suppose the absence of 1 will hasten the inevitable conclusion that it’s best to Simply Purchase A Rivendell Already. The truth is the CPSC ought to mandate each adjustable stem offered have a warning on it saying precisely that:

It will actually be extra helpful than the torque specs–although I suppose just like the torque specs everybody would simply ignore that too.

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