Additional to yesterday’s publish, a biking publication raises a compelling query:

Sure.
The reply is sure.
Look, I do know the eMTBers want everybody else to justify their enjoyable, however that’s not our job. In the event you folks can’t reside with yourselves that’s your drawback. And why do you want a motorbike with a motor, anyway? Due to the Earth’s orbit?
Whereas the guilt of using an eMTB is one thing that I battle with, it’s additionally one thing that I’m slowly studying to disregard – partially as a result of e-bikes are so rattling standard, but in addition as a result of the entire motive I journey bikes is to have enjoyable, and get outdoors – with an eMTB I’m in a position to do that much more, particularly through the time of yr when the solar is setting so early. The stigma round eMTBs is slowly fading, and I feel that’s an excellent factor, as a result of they’re tremendous enjoyable to journey and let extra folks entry trails. Sadly, that is each a great and a nasty factor.
Sorry, however for the previous 20 years the mountain bike has barely met the definition of a bicycle; it’s simply one other sporting good you see hanging off the again of a pickup truck:

[What is the point of a big truck if the bike still needs to hang off the back of it like half a couch sticking out of the open trunk of a Toyota Corolla? How come I can fit an entire bicycle inside of my own car without even taking the wheel off? What am I doing wrong?]
Now it must have a motor as a result of you possibly can’t handle your time and it’s good to squeeze in a journey earlier than sundown? THIS IS NOT MY PROBLEM. The world doesn’t owe you a great time. Possibly take a lesson from the roadies you’re at all times making enjoyable of and journey your bike within the morning like somebody with a life.
Say what you’ll about roadies, however a minimum of they’re not lazy.
In the meantime, eMTBs needs to be relegated to devoted bike parks the place you must pay to get in so you are able to do stuff like this:

Individuals appear to know that excessive thrill rides belong in for-profit “parks” like Six Flags, but for some motive mountain bikers assume they need to be capable of construct enormous jumps and journey electrical bikes in the identical locations the place folks wish to take quiet walks and go birdwatching and stuff.
I’m not saying mountain bikers are essentially the worst, however…they are surely the worst.
Then once more, that is coming from somebody who rides round on a 43 year-old highway bike:

Sometimes I fall onerous for a motorbike I already personal and we embark upon a torrid affair, and that is precisely what’s occurring proper now with the Cervino. Final week I crammed a wheel with a contemporary cassette in there, and I swapped the toe clips for CLIPLESS (!!!) pedals, and it feels so good I’ve been using it ever since. By the way in which, let’s take a second as soon as once more to understand the truth that a bicycle from 1982 accepts a 130mm wheel and a 9-speed cassette with some mild persuasion and some turns of the restrict screws, and that there’s sufficient vary left within the derailleur and the shifter that I’m certain 11 speeds could be no drawback. Let’s additionally have fun the truth that merely updating the cassette and the chain is adequate to radically enhance the standard of the shifts. Will a contemporary highway racing bike age this gracefully and stay equally helpful half a century from now?

I suppose time will inform, however it’s tough to think about that it’s going to.
One other main enchancment was the addition of a Bananasack, which inserts the bike completely and simply holds two spare tubular tires with loads of room left over:

Although I suppose I additionally may have saved the tires within the beneficiant hole of my wizard sleeve brake lever hoods:

I ought to in all probability spend the $18.99 and get one thing with a correct match already:

This might absolutely restore the bike to its former glory:

However it could additionally require undoing the brake cables, and I’m fairly lazy–not mountain biker lazy, however nonetheless, fairly lazy.
Talking of Campagnolo, issues usually are not trying good–and I’m not simply referring to the questionable aesthetics of their present choices:

Sadly, Campagnolo appear to be below the impression that making the identical black digital stuff as Shimano and SRAM goes to save lots of them by some means:
The information follows a busy yr for the Italian model, which has returned to the WorldTour after a one-year hiatus with Cofidis, launched its flagship Tremendous Document 13 wi-fi highway and gravel groupsets – and hinted that the approaching arrival of a extra reasonably priced 13-speed wi-fi platform may quickly broaden its attraction.
However why wouldn’t it? Why do the very same factor as the opposite firms which have been consuming your pranzo for many years now? Why not take the Brooks route and simply maintain making the stuff that made you well-known to start with?

Simply think about if Campagnolo gave up on electronics and as an alternative bought hubs like this (or hubs in any respect for that matter)…

And mechanical derailleurs like this…

And downtube shifters…

And built-in shifters with shiny silver levers and ratcheting entrance shifting like Lob supposed?

[Sorry, you’ll need to un-see the ErgoBrain.]
Come on, bringing again the C-Document crank alone could be sufficient to save lots of them!

Although I assume we’d should take heed to Path Much less Pedaled complain about the way it’s no good for “occasion tempo” as a result of it doesn’t are available in a 74mm BCD model.
Okay, wonderful, I understand this advertising technique can also be doomed, for the easy motive that no person’s making bikes you possibly can put stuff like this on anymore. However Campagnolo ought to simply do it anyway. No less than they’d die with dignity.